the banking crisis

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 06-Oct-2008 11:25:04

"Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Oragami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they
nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there
is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal"

Post 2 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Monday, 06-Oct-2008 12:01:35

hehehe good one!

Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Monday, 06-Oct-2008 20:03:45

Nice one.

Post 4 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2008 7:07:03

roflmao becky, those were so aweful they were brilliant! huge hugs.

Cheers,
Simon

Post 5 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 07-Oct-2008 9:10:10

Lol. Sushi bank. That one was funny.

Post 6 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Thursday, 09-Oct-2008 13:10:23

lol sumo bank, nice